Duck a Duck a Duck a Duck

In the course of my everyday life, I recently found myself in need of some promotional rubber ducks(preferably custom styled to be based on my likeness). Heed my warning. You get what you pay for. Browsing, I came across a site offering a smorgasbord of delectable duckies. I have no cash so I made the error of sorting by cheapest first.

Hurr...

Coming in at just over a dollar is this...this...thing. The lights are on but nobody is home. Batheing with this little guy would only be appropriate in a 'I am your carer and you just shit your pants' context. So let's ramp up the price a little...

Durr...

Is this a promotional duck for Downs Syndrome? Why is this a thing that you can pay real money for, again a little over a dollar? Duck manufacturers must be some sick people. So now lets try and avoid the horror by going to the other end of the scale...

Aww Shit!

Playa Duck costs around $6 and it shows, from the gang signs to the genuine PVC bling around his neck, Playa Duck makes bathtime feel like your in an infinity pool full of champagne. Bitches will seek you out to scrub your back all whilst your personal DJ works the decks. Looks like its another loan for me, but Hell, Playa Duck is worth every damn cent.

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